Doin' It With My Boots On

I've typed four different beginnings to this entry and realized that I need to visit bars all across the country on St. Patrick's Day if I want to get data to back up my theories. So where do I start next year?

Oooh, I just realized that I've been whistling the wrong lyrics to "You're So Vain" for about a decade now. How did "Go by" suddenly become "gavotte?" And "Halfway cocked" become "apricot?" Funny when things you know become things you never knew.

I guess this is the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me... you oughtta know.